Mine would go like this:

In a galaxy far, far away,,,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSrBftHfmUI

Dodo: Master Yoda, How does one master the force?
Yoda: One must concentrate & clear mind of sexual things, yes, that you must do to master the force!
Dodo: You got to be kidding me! Nothing sexual at all? Not even thinking about sex or pretty girls!!??
Yoda: Yes, very important, no sex, no thinking & no thumping of feet to music! All these you must abstain to be a master!
Dodo: Damn!! Not even moving to the sound of music?
Yoda: The hills are aliveeeee with the sound of music,,,With the songss they have sang for a thousand years,, Ahemm,,So sorry got carried away by Julie Andrews song “The Sound of music,,”.Yes! Yes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i67VIBAK02M&feature=related

Dodo: Then is that why the Jedi masters are becoming extinct? I mean, no sex equals no babies! No babies equals no Jedi masters!
Yoda: That is one glitch that we have not worked out. We, master have tried Yahoo Answers & 360 but they have more glitches then us!! In the meantime, we tie our instrument with rubber bands!!
Dodo: Ouch! You see, master, I have known this sexy lady from the planet Earth in a Land Downunder. Every minute of the day, her image fills my mind. How her body sway one solar system above me. Oh,,,I can hear the music playing, I can feel her body swaying, One floor below me,,I loveeee you, Oh my darling, knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me,,Oooo, twice on the pipe,,,Ahem,,got carried away with “Knock 3 Times”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUXoFGopZnQ

Yoda: Oooo,, what happened them!! Did you guys hooked up & ahemm? How sexy was she? Is she beautiful like a SheYoda that I used to know? That Sheyoda with the short hairy ears, greenish tan, biggggg boobies & when she walks she’s got the cutest twist! She’s grown up before my eyes and all at once I realise, Judy,Judy I Love You!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UixEZMEHjVo

Dodo: Errrr,,,Master Yoda, you are thinking about sexy things,,,
Yoda: F*** the Empire & it’s problem!! Judy!!! Here I come!!!
Dodo: In that case I better take my space ship & go to Australia. Kathy!! Here I come!!!